Hverngi á að yfirgefa plánetuna.

 

 how to leave the planet
1. phone NASA [phone]
explain its very important that you get away as soon as possible
2.if they do not cooperate phone any friend you may have in the white house
[phone] to have a word on your behalf with the guys at NASA
3.if they can not help phone the kremlin
01707-095-295-9051 they do seem to have a little influence but worth a try
4.if that also fails phone the pope for guidance
011-39-6-6982 and i gather his switchboard is infallible
5.if all attemps fail flag down a passing flying saucer and explain that its important you get away before your phone bill arrives

 

Ég rakst á þessa grein um daginn og gat ekki staðist að bregða fyrir mig ritstuld og birta þetta hérna.

 

 

 

 

Athugasemdir

[Ásta Björk Hermannsdóttir, 25.3.2009 kl. 16:42]

ROFL Valdimar þetta er snilld

[stephen yates (IP-tala skráð) 27.3.2009 kl. 10:37]

well, I tried the numbers and they're sending a man in a white coat tomorrow morning to sort me out.